Fan Of Slapstick Gifts

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Beware of Falling Notice.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Is that a piano?"

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'