Fans Of Slapstick Gifts

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"Is that a piano?"

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'