Fans Of Slapstick Gifts

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Is that a piano?"

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'