Lover Of Slapstick Pillows

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Shaving

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Moebot

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

Magician makes a smell

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"