Loves Slapstick Humor Pillows

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Is that a piano?"

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"Fiddler off the roof..."

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

'Zamboni 2': Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the ice.

George the small-time crook would soon find out that 'sticking his fingers in an ink-pad' was not such a good idea!

'Look at this, Mom, he got down on his knees to propose and put his back out!'

Show me the funny!

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."