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"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

"Is that a piano?"

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'Look at this, Mom, he got down on his knees to propose and put his back out!'

George the small-time crook would soon find out that 'sticking his fingers in an ink-pad' was not such a good idea!

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

"Fiddler off the roof..."

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

"I charge according to the size of the target."