Score Jester Gifts

'Congratulations! You broke two hundred!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Beer Order

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Wait a minute....!

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'My client asserts that walking on land was his idea and he therefore claims 50% of all subsequent profits.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc - just how long-term should my long-term investments be?'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'My client is willing to endure raised eyebrows from the general public for his behaviour.'

'This decaf's lousy.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Where did this extra