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'Congratulations! You broke two hundred!'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Beer Order

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Wait a minute....!

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'My client asserts that walking on land was his idea and he therefore claims 50% of all subsequent profits.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'Give it to me straight, Doc - just how long-term should my long-term investments be?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'My client is willing to endure raised eyebrows from the general public for his behaviour.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'This decaf's lousy.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Other than a high chair, what qualifies you to sit in judgment? A lethal gavel.

Never poke fun.