Statistics Jester Pillows

Clown throws a pie

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Why markets crash.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Wait a minute....!

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

"Are you sure you haven't overvalued the worth of your business?"

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'Our crime figures are down!'

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'Can you check my balance.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc - just how long-term should my long-term investments be?'

Businessman Sitting in Naughty Corner.

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

Man ironing out a line graph.

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."