Data-driven Jester Pillows

'I think we could understand this better if it were a pie chart.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

Hardware and software

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Geeks and their dogs.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Nanopsychiatry.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

We're prepared to offer you a starting salary in the low six figures...if you count the decimal.