Data-driven Jester Gifts

'I think we could understand this better if it were a pie chart.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Hardware and software

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Geeks and their dogs.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Nanopsychiatry.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

Never poke fun.

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'