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Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

The modern generation!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Fathers Day.'

At the modern antenatal class.

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'Of course you never knew your father -- he's a cat.'

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

The New Philosophy Sitcom: Sartre Trek, Boldly Going Nowhere.

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"The baby's nice, but it's not the narcissistic rush I thought it would be."

"Oh, but it's not okay for me to practices being a parent?"

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

'Still five months to go....what a time to discover I suffer from claustrophobia.'

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."

"So I suffered sympathetic labour pains for nothing!"

Political Science Fiction.

'Dad, meet CGI Dad.'

#1 DUD

'Do you realise that out in the universe there could be beings with ten times our intelligence.'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

New Fathers taking a number to pick up a baby from Maternity