School Uniform Trendsetters Gifts

'I say, they should be white cowboy outfits!'

'Teenagers!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

Tuck Shop

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"It's a midriff warmer."

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Soldier.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

A School Girl and Teacher.

"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"Is it me or have YOU noticed a general decline in standards?"

Obnox.com.

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

"The staff at this school just seem like family to me."

'I think HE is messing with us.'

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'