Uniforms Gifts

Divisions of Drill

Sir James Graham's Review of London Postmen

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

"In such momentous occasions, Martino Utz believed the Corporal's bantering was quite inappropriate."

Soldier.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

Bobby

"Is it me or have YOU noticed a general decline in standards?"

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Servicemen.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

At the suit makers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.