Uniforms Gifts

Divisions of Drill

Sir James Graham's Review of London Postmen

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

"In such momentous occasions, Martino Utz believed the Corporal's bantering was quite inappropriate."

Soldier.

When Michelle said in her dating profile that she liked men in uniform, Dewey was not what she had in mind.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."

Bobby

"Is it me or have YOU noticed a general decline in standards?"

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Servicemen.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.