'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'
Uniform Collections Gifts
Looking for something special to celebrate a sports team, school, or work uniform? Our uniform collection gifts add humor and charm to any attire. Whether it’s for a passionate supporter or a dedicated wearer, these items bring a smile. With witty designs printed on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, you can turn a uniform into a personalized gift that stands out. Show appreciation for their team spirit or pride with a unique, playful touch.
Servicemen.
Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.
'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'
The dress uniform of the Catering Corps
Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.
"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."
'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'
A salute of scouts
Tuck Shop
"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."
Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker
'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'
"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."
"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."
"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."
And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.
A Rifle Competition in the North
'It's a pterodactyl-house.'
How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'
"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"
'Is my make-up O.K.?'
Schoolboy with lunch box.
John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799
Girl holding money.
Count Von Moltke.
"Trust me – she's a witch."
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'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'
"All I could find was this butternut squash."
Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'
'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'
"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."
Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.
Uniform Collections Gifts Collection
Uniform Collections Mugs
Browse our entire collection of uniform-themed mugs and find the perfect humorous or heartfelt gift that complements their team or school pride.
Uniform Collections Pillows
Comfort meets personality with our uniform-themed pillows—great for fans or proud supporters to add a playful touch to their home decor.
Uniform Collections Prints
Find striking uniform collection art prints that bring team spirit into their living space with humor and vibrant designs.
Uniform Collections T-Shirts
Discover a wide range of uniform-inspired t-shirts—fun, stylish, and perfect for anyone who loves to showcase their allegiance with a smile.