Uniform Collector Gifts

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Count Von Moltke.

A Rifle Competition in the North

Out of Order

'Call for back-up.'

Work clothes.

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Sergeant Stripes

Servicemen.

Army Surplus: Now in Stock - Camouflage Trousers!

Soldier in traditional dress

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I started a collection!"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"I wonder what this was for."