Uniform Collections Mugs

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Servicemen.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

A salute of scouts

Tuck Shop

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

A Rifle Competition in the North

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Girl holding money.

Count Von Moltke.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.