School Uniforms Gifts

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

A salute of scouts

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Tuck Shop

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Count Von Moltke.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

Soldier.

Soldier Walking Peacock.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

"I want to be whichever Disney princess is the most bad-assed."

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

"Do trees poop?"

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'You look good in pin stripes, Syms... but to be a 'team player,' you need not suit up'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'