School Trendsetter Gifts

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

Haircuts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Pop Culture for Teens

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Tuck Shop

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Do you like my bling?

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"I want one of those!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Which way to menswear?

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Cybergoths.

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."