School Trendsetter Gifts

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

Haircuts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Tuck Shop

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Do you like my bling?

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"I want one of those!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Which way to menswear?

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

Cybergoths.

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'