Campus Trendsetter Gifts

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University Fashion -Then and Now

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Hair Crop Circle

Mac OS 20

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Pop Culture for Teens

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The Design Artiste

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

You Shouldn't Have

Merger at 28th and Lex

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"That's a good look for you, J.B."