University Trendsetter Gifts

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Mac OS 20

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

Do you like my bling?

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."