University Trendsetter Prints

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

Do you like my bling?

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'