Teaching Trendsetter Gifts

"Now don't forget to go on social media and rate today's lesson plan."

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Keeping warm.

Rap music

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'