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"Now don't forget to go on social media and rate today's lesson plan."

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Is this the new input device?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror