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"Remember- we want her to stand out and fit in."

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

"Mum's gone and washed my clothes..!"

Hoodie

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

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"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Men's business romper.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Absolutely not!"

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

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