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"Ms. Higgins, remind me which 'ism' am I to be this week."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Is this the new input device?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

Technologies and distance classes

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

The Design Artiste

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.