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"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'

'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't we be learning how to operate software that can solve that problem?'

'Video problems would be more engaging than word problems.'

History lesson.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Man filling school with substance from 'Think Tank'.

"Mr. Hobbs ... A Mr. Robb is here saying he might be able to help with teacher shortages."

"Sorry my homework is late - my AI is unwell."

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

Student to teacher about flash cards: 'When did they add emoticons to the cards?'

Federal Department of Edutainment.

'Because they don't have Montessori Schools for dogs.'

'Scissors beats rock. I get the International Baccalaureate class.'

'...and I'd like a minimum 100 character tweet on the Monroe Doctrine by Wednesday.'

"You make your problems too easy, Margaret."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

2nd Period Open-Mike Physics.

Technologies and distance classes

"Oh that's maths. . . Mrs. Hossner just isn't willing to accept new concepts in calculation."

"This educational partnership with the Metro Zoo just isn't working out."

"New year ... new rules ... first graders are short so we're required to wear thigh cameras."

First Grade Computing (Formerly 8th Grade Math)

"Your take-home test will be monitored by 27 smart drones."

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Robots in classroom: Machine learning

"My usual lesson on decimal points just wasn't getting through to them."

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

"Rather than have you take a test, we'll scan your brain to see what you know."

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'Do you want me to put my name on here or my web address'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.