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'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Home Schooling'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Technologies and distance classes

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Welcome to your new English Class.

Creative family

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Education Plan

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Manual Worker

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

Looking inside the internal maze,

Man reading in lamp

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'