Instruction Innovator Pillows

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Edison: The Early Years,

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Home Schooling'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Technologies and distance classes

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Welcome to your new English Class.

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

Creative family

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Education Plan

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Manual Worker

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Looking inside the internal maze,

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'