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University Fashion -Then and Now

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

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"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

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"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

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Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Merger at 28th and Lex

"This update includes minor improvements."

Nethead strip: Fashion sense