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"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

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"Comfy enough for you?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

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'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

The Design Artiste

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

You Shouldn't Have

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"This update includes minor improvements."

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'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. There's an app for that.