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"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Well, yes, we did have to downsize operations a bit ... "

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

'Welcome to the office. . . Someone will be along to remove your self esteem and install your paranoia.'

"I remember when this was all offices."

Paperless office.

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'You suck.'

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'With only one sick day left, your boss wishes you a speedy recovery.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

'What happens in the board room stays in the board room, Hawkins!'

A bunch of snails are in an office slacking off on their work . A co worker snail says:' Just a heads up. . .Jenkins is heading this way with a salt shaker!'

"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"

'I can't stand 'Yes men'!'

'Data Dude' magazine.

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Spring/Summer women's officewear collection

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

'There goes Mr. Mookwon. He's been here simply for ages.'

'Always remember that the most competent person is the person who can hide his incompetence best.'

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

"I guess it's okay for you to go home at the end of the day if you think that's fair to the stockholders."

Please use both sides of the paper.

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."

'I asked if I could work from home.'

During the heatwave, 'Naked Fridays' replaced the more traditional 'Casual Fridays'.

Smokers outside the office in front of a giant billboard proclaiming 'Smoking Can Damage Your Health'.