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During the heatwave, 'Naked Fridays' replaced the more traditional 'Casual Fridays'.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Men's business romper.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Do not think outside the box!

Casual Thursday

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

With absolutely no warning, Phil crossed the fine line separating business from pleasure and was never heard from again.

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'

"They're going to clean up all the graffiti in the men's room tomorrow. Want to get in one last obscenity."

Torture in the office.