Office Fashion Rebel T-Shirts

"I'm sorry. I concede, I may have over power-dressed this morning."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Men's business romper.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Rock and Roll

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Do not think outside the box!

'More hair than brains.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Man burning his tie.

Punkins

Casual Thursday

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."