Office Trendsetter Gifts

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"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

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'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

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'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"This update includes minor improvements."

'We don't call it planned obsolescence anymore, we call it an upgrade.'

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."