Office Decorating Pioneer Gifts

'As you know, Lord, Larry just loved his little cubicle.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Two stressed drinking birds

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

"I compose using post it notes!"

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'This better be important.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Cat woman struggles to work at home.

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

Computer Mouse.

Diplomats in the form of doormats