Office Decorating Pioneer Mugs

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Big desks take time.

Two stressed drinking birds

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"I compose using post it notes!"

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'This better be important.'

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

Computer Mouse.

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'