Office Decorators Mugs

"I didn't catch it, Haskins--I bought it. Which is precisely the point."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Come in - sit anywhere - sorry about the mess.'

"Our environmental policy might encourage tree planting. . . . but not in the office."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Dog eat dog.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Desk shaped like an office block.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."