Office Game-changer Gifts

"We're throwing out the old rules."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

The Move.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"I like your attitude, Harris."

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'