Office Game-changer Pillows

"We're throwing out the old rules."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

The Move.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'Does anyone have a question?'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

"I like your attitude, Harris."

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'