Teaching Trailblazer Gifts

"Hi, Honey, so how's the new teaching job going?"

'What we teach and how we teach it!'

"If your certificate is removed, are you unable to teach?"

'And we let them do it 80 hours a week.'

'Your homework assignment for tonight is to convince all your parents how grossly under-paid we teachers are.'

Congratulations on your PGCE.

Political convention

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

David Bellamy

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

Taking Back The Government.

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"She's always been a quick learner."

Obama TV Commercial

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

Margaret Cavendish

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

'On the plus side, casino-style operations make it easier for women to break into investment banking.'

Politician with lots of address books

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

'Make Them Paisley!'