Teaching Trailblazer Pillows

"Hi, Honey, so how's the new teaching job going?"

'What we teach and how we teach it!'

"If your certificate is removed, are you unable to teach?"

'And we let them do it 80 hours a week.'

'Your homework assignment for tonight is to convince all your parents how grossly under-paid we teachers are.'

Congratulations on your PGCE.

Political convention

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

David Bellamy

Running for Congress

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

Taking Back The Government.

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

Margaret Cavendish

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Obama TV Commercial

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"