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"Just principal will suffice, Ed."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Can our software do that?'

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"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Ready for a run!

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

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"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'