Teenage Trailblazer Pillows

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

The experienced backpacker.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Queen of Upcycling!

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

See you at Charing Cross!

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

Lakeonia National Park: Car parking and park area.

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

Tourists and GPS

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

What, you've never seen a pair of crocs before?