Educational Trailblazer Gifts

'Actually this is a very experimental college. We have no curriculum and no classes. How it works, essentially, is if you want to learn something, you go someplace and you learn it.'

'I'm not too sure about Mr Chips' latest effort to make his lessons more interesting.'

"He's given up finding any more savings from the schools budget. . ."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Technologies and distance classes

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Horace Mann

Start up

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

Education Plan

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

People of Courage

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Looking inside the internal maze,

"I wish school was more like TV."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Lockdown

Elections in German - If 'The Greens' come to power. . .

Margaret Cavendish

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."