Education Pioneer Gifts

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'What's play?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Technologies and distance classes

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Budget

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Lessons have been learned.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

New dunce caps

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."