School Uniform Trendsetters Pillows

'I say, they should be white cowboy outfits!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Tuck Shop

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Soldier.

A School Girl and Teacher.

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

Obnox.com.

"Is it me or have YOU noticed a general decline in standards?"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I think HE is messing with us.'

"The staff at this school just seem like family to me."

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'