School Saga Enthusiast Gifts

'That's the last time I take 3B!'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

Smirking or Non-smirking

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'