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'That's the last time I take 3B!'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

Smirking or Non-smirking

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'