School Report Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift for your budding philosopher or a creative mind enamored with the great thinkers? Our collection features clever and inspiring products that blend humor with profound reflections, making their study space or daily routine more thought-provoking and fun. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these gifts celebrate curiosity and the love of learning, perfect for inspiring your favorite thinker to keep questioning and exploring.

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"Don't you worry about me. I'll be fine, as long as you keep working."

"Don't you worry about me. I'll be fine, as long as you keep working." mockup

"Don't you worry about me. I'll be fine, as long as you keep working."

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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major." mockup

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

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"One year closer to college!"

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My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink. mockup

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

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'So what are you studying, young man?' mockup

'So what are you studying, young man?'

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'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.' mockup

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

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"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'" mockup

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

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'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?' mockup

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!" mockup

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

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'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?' mockup

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

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"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?" mockup

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

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Life after death

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"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright." mockup

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

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'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?' mockup

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

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'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.' mockup

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

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Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days. mockup

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

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Parent Involvement Tip #1

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"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care." mockup

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.' mockup

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

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'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?' mockup

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

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Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine. mockup

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

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Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?' mockup

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

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"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit." mockup

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

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"You'll get over him."

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"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check." mockup

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

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'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.' mockup

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

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No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation! mockup

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

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War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans. mockup

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

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'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.' mockup

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

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"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"I feel I need to take a break from academia." mockup

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

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"Time travel is real, but only forward and very slowly."

"Time travel is real, but only forward and very slowly." mockup

"Time travel is real, but only forward and very slowly."

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'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.' mockup

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

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"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong." mockup

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

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School Report Philosophers Gifts Collection

School Report Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring famous philosophers and witty quotes—perfect for sparking morning discussions and deep thinking.

School Report Philosophers Pillows

Find pillows printed with insightful quotes and artistic depictions of famous philosophers, adding thoughtful comfort to any space.

School Report Philosophers Prints

Decorate with prints showcasing legendary thinkers and inspiring quotes—perfect for sparking curiosity and adding intellectual charm to your surroundings.

School Report Philosophers T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts with clever philosophy-inspired designs, blending humor and wisdom—ideal for anyone who loves big ideas and witty fashion statements.