School Gate Chat Enthusiast Gifts

Why are you here?

Cat statues on entrance gate

Woman on the phone.

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

Closed Thursdays.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"I've been dating this homeless guy..."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

'My life began at 40 but my credit problems had a huge head start.'

Airport Literature

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

I know you are, but what am I? Huh? Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. I'm ready for the return of school. My mom says you're just jealous.

'But, by not getting married, we've eliminated any chance of divorce.'

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

Grandmother holding 'Grandson' sign outside school

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

"I wouldn't want it to be widely known, but Jeff and I are happy in all the major domains of life."

Wilberforce broke off our engagement, but he is willing to see me as a patient.

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

'The worst part about marriage is the unpaid overtime.'

"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."

'I think it's getting serious between George and me. He doesn't text me anymore. He calls me on the phone.'